I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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