I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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