I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize