Life is so much better after having sex.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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