Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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