There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
