Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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