I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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