I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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