And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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