How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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