Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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