My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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