Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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