I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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