yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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