I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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