Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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