we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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