I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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