It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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