is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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