Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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