You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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