all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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