No period for spring break; use this wisely.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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