i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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