we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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