I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
When are your genitals available?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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