Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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