this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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