Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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