whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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