If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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