I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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