I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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