Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
