Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
