David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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