My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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