i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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