I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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