i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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