why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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