Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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