Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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