One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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