there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think people are normalizing furries
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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