Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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