Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My balls are so social today.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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