day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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