At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Do vagina's smell?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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