I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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