I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
God, I missed his penis.
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