i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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