Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
no you cant smoke seaweed
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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