Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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