im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
tell me about the fingering
The best walk of shames are on the highway
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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