i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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