maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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