Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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