I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My vagina just recognized that song.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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