Sober January is a disaster.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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