Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
